*Hilarious Mail from a frustrated
victim of chain mails*
I wanted to thank all my friends and family
who have forwarded chain letters to me in
2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007 and 2008 and
continuing it in 2009 also.*
Because of your kindness;*
* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out
that it's good for removing toilet stains.
* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting
on a needle infected with AIDS.
* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using
deodorants because they cause cancer...
* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any
other place and sometimes I even have to walk
about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me
with a perfume sample and try to rob me.
* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that
they may ask me to dial a stupid number and
then I get a phone bill with calls to Uganda,
India, Singapore and Tokyo.
* I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for
fear that I will get sick from the rat feces and urine.
* When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl,
no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will
take me to a hotel, drug me, then take my kidneys
and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account.
A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about
7,000 times.. (Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993...)
* Still open to help somebody from Bulgaria
who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle's
property of $ 100 million. So much trustworthy.
* Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding
those Islamic , Religious and Mullahs pics etc.
Now most of those 'Wishes' are already married
(to someone else)
IMPORTANT NOTE:
If you do not send this e-mail to at least
12,246 people in the next 10 seconds,
a bird will P on your head today at 6:30pm.
Nothing has happened till now.....................
but who knows. So
please forward
Responsible
You cannot avoid responsibility. You can either suffer the
Painful consequences of ignoring it, or you can enjoy the
Outstanding benefits of acknowledging and accepting
Responsibility.
You are responsible for your life and for the world around
You. When you feel the full extent of that responsibility,
And connect it to your authentic purpose, you can do truly
Amazing things.
Why would you want to accept responsibility for
Circumstances that are not of your making? Because
Responsibility gives you the power to change things.
If something affects you, then you have the opportunity to
Be positively and creatively responsible for it. Even if you
Didn't create the situation, you can still make the very
Best of it.
Responsibility is not some burden that is heaped upon you.
On the contrary, it is a powerful and effective tool for
Moving your whole world in the direction you choose.
Invest your awareness, attention, effort and commitment in
The responsibility that is yours. And enjoy the dividends
That come from truly making a difference in the world.
~Ralph Marston~
