We suggest alternate career options for Sania and Shoaib,
as they have both been forced to hang up their rackets and bats respectively
Sania Mirza
Is suffering from a wrist injury.
The Shiv Sena also says she should not play tennis for India while being married to a Pakistani. Meanwhile,
Pak is against her playing tennis in short skirts and shorts. What does she do now?
Join aerobic classes to keep her weight down and work on her fitness and dance to numbers like:
Keh do na, Keh do na, I am your Sania.
Sania could become a chef, aiming to become the female Sanjeev Kapoor of Hyderabad .
For now at least, Shoaib's goose looks cooked.
Sania could become Hyderabad 's Ekta Kapoor scripting her own Sohrab-Shoaib saga for television soaps
the name could be KKKyunki Sania bhi kabhi tumhari bhabhi banegi.
Become a vegetable vendor with a cart in a Hyderabad sabzi mandi and chant,
'Aaloo pyaaz, baingan, kab pehnoon main shaadi ki kangan?'
Shoaib Malik
Is banned from playing in the Pakistan national team for a year.
The Indian Premier league (IPL) sponsors did not touch the Pakistan players with a barge pole during the auction.
Now, with his passport with the Indian police,
the cricketer cannot leave Hyderabad . Here are some options for the former Pakistan captain.
He could sell plastic tourist trinkets like key chains and postcards at
Hyderabad tourist spots and also take photos of happy couples canoodling against the Charminar backdrop.
He could become a telephone booth operator, since the controversy started with a telephone nikaah.
Shoaib could call the booth Siddiqui Telecom.
He could become a mechanic and repair cars, sweating under the bonnet of the car, mumbling,
"I am a good fixer... of cars."
Shoaib Malik could walk down the ramp for a Hyderabad designer, saying,
"I can't run away, but surely can hit the runway."