[funxone] The Man Rules
The Man Rules, Enough of girl rules,
READ this.................................
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a biG GIRL.....
If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about
you leaving it down.
2. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
if you already know
best how to do it,
just do it yourself.
3. FOR ALL YOU GIRLS WHO CANNOT
SHUT UP DURING A MOVIE OR ANYTHING
ON TV ,
Whenever possible,
Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
not during the movie!!!
IF WE WANT DAMM COMMENTARY
WE WIL ASK FOR IT!
4.If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that. YES WE DO!
5.When we have to go somewhere,
absolutely anything you wear is fine...
Really
6 .Don't ask us
what we're thinking about
unless you are prepared
to discuss such topics
as BOXING OR FOOTBALL
7.You have enough clothes.
8.You have too many shoes.
Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch
tonight; But did you know men really
don't mind that It's like camping.
Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can -
to give them a bigger laugh.
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