*Hilarious Mail from a frustrated
victim of chain mails*
I wanted to thank all my friends and family
who have forwarded chain letters to me in
2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007 and 2008 and
continuing it in 2009 also.*
Because of your kindness;*
* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out
that it's good for removing toilet stains.
* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting
on a needle infected with AIDS.
* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using
deodorants because they cause cancer...
* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any
other place and sometimes I even have to walk
about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me
with a perfume sample and try to rob me.
* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that
they may ask me to dial a stupid number and
then I get a phone bill with calls to Uganda,
India, Singapore and Tokyo.
* I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for
fear that I will get sick from the rat feces and urine.
* When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl,
no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will
take me to a hotel, drug me, then take my kidneys
and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account.
A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about
7,000 times.. (Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993...)
* Still open to help somebody from Bulgaria
who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle's
property of $ 100 million. So much trustworthy.
* Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding
those Islamic , Religious and Mullahs pics etc.
Now most of those 'Wishes' are already married
(to someone else)
IMPORTANT NOTE:
If you do not send this e-mail to at least
12,246 people in the next 10 seconds,
a bird will P on your head today at 6:30pm.
Nothing has happened till now.....................
but who knows. So
please forward
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